It's Day 4!
Very emnbarrassing for me, but I hope this gives you a giggle. Picture this - pub on a Thursday afternoon, still full from lunch, mother walks in with children needing a toilet stop, toilet stop complete, rushing, rushing, make way through pub. Full. Of. Men. Are you dying yet? Racing out the door 5 paces ahead of my children when my 10 year old says, "Wait, Mum, Mum, there's a problem!"
Yes, that's right. Dress caught in pantihose! I skiddadled faster than Hairy Mclary.
Moral of the story....always throw out your holey pantihose. Firstly, because they are holey and secondly, because they will look ghastly when your dress is caught up in them.
So, in the name of my embarrassment, think of this often and smile. Bloody hell, it's all I can do!
Image from here